Dear MC,
Have you not read my e-mail yet? (Completely understandable because it was sent at like 9 last night). Have you read it and are just going to call? (If so, wish you'd respond saying that--and I know you'll invariably call while we're out for D's b-day tonight or while I'm at the doctor's tomorrow morning...) Have you read it and are debating how to respond and/or whether to call?
(Yeah, I know, this is what I get for e-mailing you...)
LT