I don't do interpretation like this awesome Thunderous guy over here, and I'm not into any weddings stuff, just try not to over pay for the planners, you probably want gay stylists for the best wedding ceremony, and bridesmaids need to wear the tackiest outfit, that's the golden rule, right? Have you ever tried lucid dreamin', Artchic? Thanks for sharing your writings, it was cool. For me personally though, the ideal one would be a stormy and rainy wedding day, I'll be nobody like securing the perimeter while talking into a mic on my cuff, come to think of it, your writings lacks any sound, doesn't it? When I cuff a mic, my hubristic, ironic and sarcastic bombshell won't be anything like a fly in your chardonnay that you can digest with your stomach acid, sorry to be too critical but who you were with also matters, I suppose.