People who say that being in a relationship is better for your health and causes you to live longer are full of crap because relationships bring most of us more pain than happiness.

I couldn't care less about "growing old" with somebody because I personally don't want to live past 50-60 anyways unless I can be made into a cyborg or have my conscience saved to a computer or something because life as a human is too painful and I know that when I grow old I will be bitter and unhappy because I will see people young and happy and I will envy them; kind of like how I envy children with loving parents now. Not to mention, I will no longer be attractive to people and people will no longer care about me or pay attention to me and that thought is scary.

So screw relationships. I will die young and happy rather than old and miserable.

Your path to enlightenment begins now Missy.