Fantasy:

My aunt will call and say, "oh, T, I'm so sorry to have not called you and shown compassion after witnessing your mother go Exorcist on you!"

And my sisters will call and say, "Oh, T, I'm so sorry I didn't have your back and tell our manipulative, viscous mother to apologize to you or we won't speak to her again, either."

And my dad will call and say, "Oh, T, I know what you've been put through by the same demon who abuses me 24/7, and I finally decided to grow a pair and tell her to cut it out or I'll leave her!"