M: I wish he would cut his toenails and I wish, when he comes out of his office to get me, that he wouldn't peer at me so dorkily/inquisitively-- we haven't even started the session yet. I just want to say, "what??"

L: I wish she were better at scheduling. She's abominable at scheduling. It doesn't truly upset me and she has a learning disability, but I just wish sometimes we didn't have to double check each appointment. I also wish she wouldn't use "how are you" as an opener. Pretty sure the answer has never been "good."