I should probably text you to tell you how suicidal I am right now, but I'm slightly more stubborn and don't want to bother you outside of session. It's not like you'd care anyway. You care because I pay you. No one else cares either. So I'll live on to see another day because I can't be bothered to write lesson plans or to get enough pills to end it all.

May I go to sleep and never wake up.