Brewster the Rooster

One day the farmer walked out to his chicken coop, only to discover that his old rooster had finally died.

Later, he was shopping at the feed store, when he spotted a rooster in a cage that was for sale, so he asked the proprietor about him.

"Oh Mister, you don't want Brewster. He's a baaaaad rooster. He'll try to screw every thing in your barnyard" said the proprietor.

"I don't care", said the farmer, "I need a rooster!"

"Okay," said the proprietor, "but don't say I didn't warn you!"

Sure 'nuff, when the farmer got home with the new rooster, Brewster ran around the barnyard trying to screw the dog, the cows, the sheep, the tractor...you name it, Brewster tried to screw it. He said, "Brewster, you're going to kill yourself doin' that". The farmer just shook his head and went about his chores.

One day a few weeks later, the farmer walked outside to start his morning chores when he noticed a flock of buzzards circling overhead. He went to investigate and of course, there was Brewster, laying on the ground, apparently dead as a door nail.

"Brewster, I tried to warn ya, but did ya listen..."

"Shhhhhhh." said Brewster as he pointed at the sky, "They're fixin' to land!"