Dear t,

We have session today considering you don't cancel again last minute. I'm kind of nervous to talk to you so Sarah Palin and Johnny Depp have come to visit me and distract me from my thoughts. I think Sarah and Johnny are going to be in session today too. . This should be an interesting session. I'm wondering if you are going to want to call my psychiatrist after you hear this, not that she'll do anything, she doesn't think upping my anti-psychotic is necessary. I'm sorry I'm such an oddball.