This happens to be every time I try to cut down on my caffeine intake for any more than a few days. Migraines, irritability, and general hostility towards everybody around me are all common for me if I have to go without coffee or energy drinks.

Coffee is my one and only love. Coffee loves me, doesn't judge me, accepts me unconditionally, and makes me feel good. I want to get married to coffee. Coffee is love, coffee is life.

I would rather die than cut coffee out of my life.