I still maintain that our reaction would be something along the lines of, "what? I get a blow job? You're serious? And you're going to keep doing it until I come? And you're not kidding? Why? Really? You're sure?...'Cuase, ya know...Oh my God...Awwwwww...Oh my g-....Awww....Ah....Ah....Ah"
Or something like that anyway. I don't think what's done with the part we'd normally wipe up with an old gym sock matters too much.
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