it's not so much weird, or scary, but once I did end up going home with another patient's phone

they rang me and I answered and their like how are you?

me: oh, you know, just getting by

them: well, we hate to tell you this now, your cat died

*pauses while I try to figure out what they are on about*

rushes back to the hospital to swap phones after realising I have the wrong phone

have you ever seriously hurt a member of hospital staff?, (by accident, of course)