Not dear captgut,
3 weeks without you is not enough. Can you call and cancel our appointment please? I'm tired of you.

Unsurprisingly you have no friends. No one can love you. No one care. I pretend like I care, but you pay me. Your life is so miserable, I'm surprised you're not depressed. I admire you sometimes, because you're so miserable, but still alive and quite optimistic.

You love me... Well, it's a bother. I don't need your love, I don't need you. I hate our sessions. Please please cancel our appointment or at least reschedule

T