A few months ago-- a little girl who is always asking for something to eat. But the weird thing is that she's dead, that's what she said. I feel creeped out about it because my parents told me I almost died when I was little, was on palliative care in the hospital and the doctors began directing my parents towards grief counselors and making arrangements for me to get last rites. But I lived. I researched the illness a few years ago and found out that it tends to only be serious in malnourished children, otherwise it's very mild and routine.

So I feel very weird about it, yes.

Ummm, if you could be a piece of furniture or home appliance, what would it be, and why?