Mine are all external. I do not hear them inside my head.

The last *voices* I had were the ones that kept telling me to hurt myself. I was manic and very confused. Not depressed one bit.

Before that, the voices I had were 7 or 8 months ago (or possibly even longer ago... I don't remember exactly). It was some lady talking to another guy and they were making fun of me. The lady was talking into my left ear, and the guy, my right ear. The guy kept saying that I was stupid and "didn't know up from down". Then the lady was laughing and she said, "again, again! I like those jokes!" Then the guy proceeded to tell me that I was stupid, and the lady was laughing.

But besides that, just random noises like iPhone ringing or random beeps (morse code?)