I just wanted to comment on...women.

Some of us (I said SOME so don't go all crazy on me here) totally lose respect for a husband or SO that will let us walk all over them.

For me...the fastest way to get me to salivate all over you would be for you to tell me you're gone because I screwed up.
Messed up, absolutely. I am not alone, though.

Just offering a different outlook.