You aren't a moron.
Please try and reframe this into something that just happened, that's all, it happened. Things happen. Things happen to everyone, to humans. You are human, so....
Now, if you were to tell me you realized there was a glass in there and you stepped on it anyway,,,then I just might think you were a moron.
I'm sorry you lost your cute glass too.
Glad your foot is being fixed up.