"Bagwanawizi"??? Doesn't sound much like HOOAAARRRKK!

YOU... ARE... NOT... A... MORON!

Poopoo happens, Hon. That's what happened to you.

Talk about stupid! I was washing a glass once that had a crack in it. Why was I washing it?? It should have gone in the trash... but no, I had to wash it. Guess what? It broke in my hand and nearly sliced my thumb off. Now... THAT was STUPID!! I still have the scar.

mua mua (kissing my fingers and touching your owie)