Awwwwww STUPID DUMB GLASS!!!

YOU are not a moron hon. I'm just so glad you went to the ER and got patched up quickly. Those blood thinners are scary when you get a cut. This could have happened to any of one of us and I'm sure down the road one or more of us will have a story about getting injured.

Its not like you were at a greek wedding barefoot and insisted on breaking the glass.

Remember Jenna's chipped tooth? Now that was somewhat her fault.

Hang in there and take good care of you and that foot!!!!!