I went to a therapist last November. After two sessions, he told me I didn't need to come back. He said there was nothing wrong with me. He said I am self-efficient and self-assured.

Ummmm, I went to him because I was depressed, so yeah, I think there is something wrong with me.

(Although, I have to admit, him telling me that made me feel a little better. I realize he sees people way worse than me, but it doesn't mean I don't have issues.)