My SO teases me about not hearing his text messages when I text him.
He teases me by hiding his phone every time a text message from someone else goes off and won't let me see his phone.
He teases me about not understanding what I am saying when I ask him a question.
He recently "teased" me about noticing a jogger's behind...when I told him that hurt me, he said he wasn't going to walk on broken glass for me, and I needed to get a thicker skin.

I'd rather be with someone who wasn't so much "fun."