If the woman is not allowed to talk, how can SD soak up the raspy tones?

And una...tell tell tell. Or we will it out of you.

If we want to be in a play, maybe a modern version of "The Women" suitable to an anonymous internet forum? (AY, if you look that up, I recommend the 1939 film version. Me-owww. Also has raspy-voiced Rosalind Russell in it.)