I love all the good guys and bad guys in the Wizard of Oz. Well, I particularly like the bad guys and I want my own flying monkey.

The people who creep me out are Dorothy's family. A teenage girl on a farm with a bunch of male kicks? Her only friend is a dog? And then she runs away? I'm sorry but if I heard that in real life I'd assume she was being sexually abused by her uncles.

Oz, on the other hand, I would never leave. I'd move in to munchkin land and rise to leader of the lollipop guild due to my extreme height. Saturday nights would be spent as a night on the town in Emerald city.

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