This made me laugh. Your phone only thinks it knows, and you know it only thinks it knows so you've still one up on it. Throw some random weird stuff into your search engine to keep it confused.

On a side note, my 17 year old needs to learn to drive. He might not be able to. He couldn't ride a bike even with training wheels. His old teacher said she doesn't think him driving is a good idea. He has aspergers and very strong coordination problems. We won't know until we try and with my car phobia, especially with other people driving, this is going to be an epic adventure for sure! I need to find a good deal on the driving school so we can get him a permit and see what goes down.