I'm flattered you think I am cute and devilish.

Velcro - I also have naturally curly hair, and it does get flat, but only after a couple days. I think for me it's that I use only conditioner and that I only wash my hair in the shower after swimming (so, 2-3 times a week). Hairdressers have told me repeatedly that curly hair shouldn't be exposed to shampoo, and products should not be applied to it daily. Less work for me, so I took that path.