Not my froggy! And especially not my kebs froggy!

Kebs, I know what it's like to have your life falling apart like that. And wow I'd do anything to make that feeling go away for you. But as for why you should live another year?

Here's a list of my absolutely selfish reason why Kebs must not only live through next year, but in fact be this planet's first immortal frog.

- You're the only person I know that I actively picture as a frog.

- I smile every time I see that you've posted.

- You're clearly very intelligent, clever and creative but you never gloat about it. Instead you use those strengths to make me (and sure, some other people too) feel better.

- You still have to adopt me.

- It isn't easy being green.

- You keep the insect population down.

- You're closer to my childhood ambition of being a cartoon than I am.

- Al Gore said, "it's important to always save the frog" in an inconvenient truth.

- You'll miss something really cool (I'm not sure what but it's gonna happen and you'll miss it).

- One word, chocolate.

- As a cartoon frog it's important to be a good role model for the kids.

- And most importantly, because I'd miss you terribly.

Cyran0