Or we could ship off to Greece and bag us one of those.... katydids?
Those lady-statues

Katydid story: hurricane Irene hit the week after I moved here. This is how I found out that the fireplace in my apartment was a functioning one: the previous renters had left the floo open and all the soot blew in, along with seven katydids that were living up there I guess. I spent the rest of the day catching them in teacups and letting them go