I hate my bras. More specifically I hate how the underwire pokes me in the armpits, digs into my ribs under my breasts, and how the damn straps on one of them keeps falling down my shoulders no matter how many times I readjust them. I know there are bras that are designed to be comfortable, but at the same time, the don't really appeal to me visually. Besides, I have large breasts, 36DD to be exact, and finding a bra that fits all 3 criteria (aka cute, functional and comfortable) is next to impossible in that size. All the cute ones are usually the smaller ones.

It's honestly no wonder I ditch wearing them while at home. The only real reason I do wear them is so that my breasts don't flop around all over the place, drawing unwanted attention my way when I'm out in public. I almost feel naked without one on if I merely go out to get the mail from my mailbox. Yeah, those cloth and lace contraptions are a necessary evil.

We have put Man on the Moon, sent rovers to Mars, discovered how to hurl atoms at one another at the speed of light to smash them to bits and extract new atomic material to study and analyze. Tell, me why, with all this super advanced technology we're living with, hasn't a single person invented a comfortable, cute and functional bra that all women can enjoy, no matter what size? I mean, it's not rocket science. It's garment making, for god sake.