I meant pretensions, not affectations.


There's a DBSA meeting tonight; they call the day of each meeting to remind me. My wife dared me to show in a hospital-issue snap pajama top and drawstring shorts skeefed after past cardiac procedures and tell the group that I broke out of an inpatient facility to attend. I've been weighing the risks and rewards of such a stunt; someone might believe me and call the police.