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Originally Posted by Lefty the Salesman
Censored! The moderators yanked my last check-in without notice for coarse language and impure thoughts. I did 2.5 hours of landscaping, which is a euphemism in suburban Honolulu for jungle warfare. I miss the dreams that I had on lithium.
Lefty's latest tip for getting hired: Don't include your medications on your LinkedIn profile.
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lefty what would I do without your tips 
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I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand
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