Well, with the price of meat, I find that near-vegetarianism is less expensive.

I once was watching a tv crime show where they were trying to solve a murder mystery. While looking for clues her bedroom was examined and a friend or relative looked through the underwear drawer that was nearly overflowing with underwear, and said that it was suspicious that more than 30 pair of the victim's underwear were missing.

......30 PAIR?!?!?!!!!