It didn't feel like you were being genuine with me at all last week. It's like you talk the talk, but I'm not feeling it at all.

Except perhaps when you said you were irritated (gold star for you) - I believed that. But how is that meant to help me? Isn't that just about you? And wouldn't it be better for you to work that out for yourself? The things I was saying were not at all unreasonable - but you shut me down, ended the discussion, refused to own up to anything.

All that stuff you said about how you enjoy working with me - I guess you intended to reassure me, but like I said ('what if that changes?') you've only done the opposite - you've made this about you - your needs - so I have to keep being good for you or it's all over. You could drop me anytime.

I think you were really quite inept last session. Congrats.