Before that I stared off on a zero hour contract with a private firm.
The y couldn't have organised a piss up in a brewery.
One of the office workers took a shine to me, found me attractive. They were married yet openly flirted me. It was amusing watching her rush around the office on my behalf, no thought just woosh, on it.
I had her number. Texted her while I had a bath and a drink.
But I left swiftly because, I got a better offer, and they pressed me to say which company. I said I didn't want to say incase I jinxed it (why? so primary school) but they thought they were smart and said is it..... and I just nodded.

They then changed their tune, and said, would I like to be kept on bank, incase it didn't work out and their were people who actually worked for both companies in order to amass the hours. "something to fall back on " they said when underneath they did not think I would last at the better company. I am not sure what it was that made them doubt me.