I deleted my facebook account because somebody who didn't know me that well brought up a painful memory from the past hitting me right in the jugular.
I have never offended this person, but on a night out they went past me and called me "s$%t" even though I had been in a relationship and never cheated for a very long time. Because of peer pressure I committed some silly mistakes.

Anyway. They put a picture up of a boiled egg appearing to be sick and underneath wrote sickie eggs. Now how on earth they managed to figure this out is beyond me. I remember I did say I used to go home at lunchtime for a bacon and egg roll but honestly. I did have a good few funny turns in primary. I didn't realise my mother never paid attention to egg expiry dates. In a way I am glad. Thanks, a%%hole you made me perfect