You texted me!! [emoji7]
This means you haven't been mauled by bears or however else people have freak accident deaths in the Pacific Northwest.
And you even used emojis. I don't even think my own parents know how to use them.

And sure, it's a text about scheduling (boring) but you remembered me mentioning my birthday. And you were concerned that you hadn't scheduled me.

Now please go back to radio silence so that I can actually process through my transference feelings of rejection and abandonment.

Daisy

ETA: now that I've actually read your text I'm going to try really hard not to get mad. You said you were going to do what you asked me about in text on Saturday. But we're all human and make mistakes or forget things. But oh boy, I would have terminated in a heartbeat.