I hope you understood when I said that "I would not have reacted well," I meant that "I would have gone completely f****** bananas and never come back to see you ever again." Because oh my God I can't even fathom how crazy I would have gone had you not had a session time open for me.

Also, I don't think anyone would send "understandably!" in a text unless they're a T. Goodness, RoboT. Glad you're taking a vacation. Just don't get mauled by a bear or something stupid.