Maybe if Jesus can fill cavities you won't need to go to the dentist at all!
Well, in a strange twist of fate I am subletting my place in August to the mother of an acquaintance from college. Weirdly excited about it. She seems like a nice lady, and my landlord is cool with her too, which is amazing because he isn't cool with anything. And then I got the nerve to ask if my artistic director with the ultra-schmancy house needed housesitting... he does, at least part of the month... I still need to cover another week somehow.
If I don't go to Belgium (still on the fence...) then I still don't have to pay rent in Aug

maybe my most extreme cost-cutting measure yet, but I'm ok with it at the moment. It's gross and hot in August and I've got no AC anyway, suckers.