Sooo

I can't stop this mania. I don't know what to do. I'm surprised you didn't say anything when I mentioned my recent (technically, current) shopping spree! The only thing you said when I mentioned how much I spent was, "wow, that's a lot!"

Gee, thanks...

My psychiatrist is out of the office, so you're the only one who can help me right now. Don't continue to let me down!