i've shared this one before in another thread, but i'll post it here:

during 1 of my stays on the psych ward, we had fish and chips for dinner 1 night.

tired of the hospital food, a group of us decided we were going to give the staff a bit of a wake up call, and we threw the food everywhere.

across the ward, on the walls, on the floor, on the furniture, everywhere.

the staff didn't have fun cleaning up, and they were even more surprised when later I was hungry and asked for some food.

they are like, well, you had your chance, but didn't eat it.

well... I guess they were right.

lol