... you remember when you used to have to wash clothes by hand

... you remember the days of no TV

... your bones creak so much that people often mistake you for the tin man from the wizard of oz

... you think the word, " chatroom", is just that- a few people getting together in the living room to talk

your name is featured in, "longest living person in history"

...when you ask for the senior discount, and get told that you can't even have it because you're too old.