I'm with Perna. Maybe you can be on the show.

http://www.cesarmillaninc.com/dogwhi...ubmissions.php

Here's a quiz to see where you stand in the pack.

http://www.cesarmillaninc.com/quizes/index.php

I really like it when he puts dogs on the treadmill.

Finally, here's a page where you can ask a personal question.

http://www.cesarmillaninc.com/contact/

You have my full sympathy.