I was walking home a route that took me past the burnt-out apartment. It's being rebuilt now.... I looked in the front door and saw a package. I thought "seriously why the f is the post still delivering here? They know it's vacant!!" and I wondered if maybe I might be able to get the package to the landlord. The door was unlocked so I went in...

THE PACKAGE WAS FOR ME.

Just delivered yesterday. From a friend of my mom's

Whaaaaa...?