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Originally Posted by growlycat
He only seems like he would be vegan. Apparently he is quite the carnivore. He fishes a lot and eats his catches.
He just got a new smoker. And he must have had a monstrous turkey. Turkey enchiladas it is!!
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I was going to start by saying that this sees like a bigger deception than his sexuality....harrumph.....but immediately got sidetracked by the endless possibilities for juvenile humor in what you've said above and...uhh....his sexuality.
(I shall now go be a good citizen with PG-13 thoughts and rue the fact that my Ts have been so so so so boring. Sigh)