I have shared this before, but I had a therapist give me a small rubber insect that she said was a scarab, and before I could stop myself, I said, "I think it's a cockroach." And then she argued back that she knows a scarab when she sees one and I said well, it sure looked like a cockroach to me. Anyway, it was our parting session and I guess she was trying to be nice and I had to go and ruin it. But it was a cockroach, no question.