So my stepmom called and I was trying to keep it light. So like, 4 minutes into the call she was like, "you don't sound okay. What's going on?"

And I lost it.

Plus she had to rub salt in the wound. "Didn't you have a session with RoboT today? What did he say?"

No, mother. RoboT abandoned me like everyone else and I haven't seen him in a month.