I have a letter that I wrote for you. I spent all day yesterday writing it -- yes, ALL day -- and it's only two pages long!

I feel embarrassed that I spent so long on such a wimpy two-page letter. Well, technically it's one and one quarter pages long... not even one and a half!

I will feel sooo awkward handing it to you, but I've decided this is something I must do.

I even put smiley faces in there so that you don't hate me! SMILES. SEE? SMILES. HAVE SOME MORE DAMMIT: