My rule is just because I am vertical in the morning doesn't mean the first thing I am going to do is feed you your canned food you have crunchies you can eat them while I potty, check email etc... I promise I will get you your canned food in a few minutes walking across the keyboard just annoys me even more.

Wanting to go out the minute you have come in annoys me..if you want to be out why did you come in? Same for if you are outside if you are outside why did you go out if you want to be in? Make up your mind.

Jbug