I love the name Artie.

I also love the joke of whom the punchline is, "Artie chokes 3 for a dollar at Safeway" - where this guy Artie is kind of a dumb hit-man, so he agrees to off somebody for just a dollar. So he sees the person at the grocery store, so he does it, but then the cashier and the bag boy saw him, so artie kills them too. So that night the newspaper headline was: