View Single Post
 
Old Jul 27, 2017, 08:48 PM
stopdog stopdog is offline
underdog is here
 
Member Since: Sep 2011
Location: blank
Posts: 35,154
Quote:
Originally Posted by unaluna View Post
I love the name Artie.

I also love the joke of whom the punchline is, "Artie chokes 3 for a dollar at Safeway" - where this guy Artie is kind of a dumb hit-man, so he agrees to off somebody for just a dollar. So he sees the person at the grocery store, so he does it, but then the cashier and the bag boy saw him, so artie kills them too. So that night the newspaper headline was:
I worry about you.
__________________
Please NO @

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
Oscar Wilde
Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Thanks for this!
atisketatasket, Ellahmae, growlycat, unaluna