She's finally at the rehab center...it's one of the "best" around...yet ??? No phone in her room $10 deposit, cash only, no receipt. Have to pay in advance for grooming (hair, nails) and in cash, no receipts, (in advance means a day before or more.) She usually comes on Mondays or Tuesdays.. so when? Wait wait wait... Wednesday, Pay now?
My sis who is driving back to Tampa tonight (long story about how I got her to finally show up here) says, bring mom her checkbook, she can write a check (patient can.) After she leaves huh? I already too mom her check book and it was an issue at the hospital...
They came to weigh her and they couldn't figure out how to help her get up out of the bed

so they finally got her on this massive scale, and one foot on either side etc... ah! Can't weigh her, they "missed" the weight, have to sit her back down, off the scale and do it again. NO. So they bring in a sling to lift her up... have to get the sling under her... alas...crank crank crank, the lady lifts her (why not just put the bed down?) aaaahh OOOOOOOHHHH the scale isn't right, they have mom off center and she begins to swing to almost hit her head on the headboard... have to move her down in the sling... alas ! But they can't figure out how much she weighs, it's in Kg

I know how.
and to all... a good night!