LT, there were a few funny moments there, but for some reason "I have no plans to move to the Bahamas, but I do intend to adopt a British accent." really got me. Oh, MC

The pretending-to-nurture-a-baby thing was kinda odd... Given that he knows about your transference, it seems like a rather careless thing to do? Like, obviously that's gonna stir up some feelings for you...